• @[email protected]
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    149 hours ago

    I prefer the conspiracy ouroboros:

    Conspiracy theories do not generate spontaneously. They’re all crafted deliberately by a nefarious cabal of corporate interests to distract and manipulate the public.

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    5719 hours ago

    Hey! I read a blog once also. You’re telling me I’ve had the option all this time, to become a deranged, delusional maniac?

    • @edgemaster72
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      25 hours ago

      As someone who also has no talent or expertise, the comic does make it seem kind of appealing

    • Nougat
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      5219 hours ago

      We all had the option all this time to become a deranged, delusional maniac on this glorious day.

    • palordrolap
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      918 hours ago

      The great part is, you don’t even have to have read a blog! Even merely having learned to speak is sufficient!

      And maybe not even that! Wild howling! Guttural noises! Ooga-booga! Ugg! Waaga! Eeegh-eeegh-eEeEe!

      … I fear I may be too good at this.

  • @[email protected]
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    4719 hours ago

    “Now go tell those experts who the real guy who once read a blog is” is my new favourite response

    • @[email protected]
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      1115 hours ago

      Also impressive:

      Wow! I used to be a sad loser who lost my kids from drinking too much, but now I’m Neo from the Matrix. Hya!

  • @[email protected]
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    317 hours ago

    Killer comic. Last panel’s a little weak though. Maybe it should break the fourth wall, like the guy looks at the reader and is like: “This is causing all the world’s problems.”

  • @[email protected]
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    -1615 hours ago

    Anyone else notice the bots with 5 letter names spam posting comics here? Didn’t take long for bot infiltration and karma farming to infect the fediverse.

    • @dvxzrOP
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      3915 hours ago

      Anyone else notice the bots with 5 letter names spam posting comics here? Didn’t take long for bot infiltration and karma farming to infect the fediverse.

      1 - I’m not a bot.

      2 - Posting content which people are upvoting, commenting on, and enjoying IS NOT spamming.

      Is your life so easy and dull that you have to invent imaginary outrage over nothing?
      If people weren’t posting here then you’d bitch about lack of content. Go back to reddit!

    • @[email protected]
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      15 hours ago

      I’m not sure why anyone would think “karma farming” would accomplish anything here. Can most users even see the karma others have on Lemmy? I know I can’t.