• Flying Squid
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    150 minutes ago

    Don’t get too close to James Quincey when he talks to you. You’ll smell the shit on his nose.

  • @tomi000
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    64 hours ago

    Not sure how to interpret this. Is Coca-Cola making fun of Trump with the Diet Coke? If so its pretty funny.

  • @PetteriPano
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    135 hours ago

    That’s the last straw! From now on I’m only drinking beer.

  • @return2ozmaOP
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    638 hours ago

    They’re all kissing the ring now. We really are the United Corporations of America.

    • @[email protected]
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      47 hours ago

      How will the Onion be able to make believable, funny, but fake stories that sound real enough to warrant a click anymore? We’ve been at this point for a while where the truth is about as funny as whatever the writers there could come up with.

  • @[email protected]
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    6 hours ago

    Now’s a perfect time to find an independently bottled soft drink supplier, such as Frostop (my personal favorite), or any one of a hundred other locally made sodas- or honestly just switch to water and tea, your kidneys and teeth will appreciate it

    • @SulaymanF
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      57 hours ago

      They’re being boycotted because of the Gaza genocide.

      • @orclev
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        57 hours ago

        I drank coke for 30 years, but in the last year I stopped in part because of Gaza (among other terrible things and people they’ve supported over the years) and in part because the prices they’ve been charging lately are ridiculous. It was easier to quit than I thought it would be and I doubt I’ll ever buy a coke product again.

          • @ramenshaman
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            12 hours ago

            I mean… Diet Pepsi is pretty bad.

            Me at a restaurant: diet coke please

            Waiter: is Pepsi ok?

            Me: I’ll just have water

          • @[email protected]
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            47 hours ago

            Pepsi has the aspartame taste since they have it in all their drinks.

            I can’t stand it.

            But the Italian Mole Cola is great.

            • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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              35 hours ago

              Personal preferences are totally valid but Pepsi does not put Aspartame in all their drinks. Here’s Pepsi’s ingredients:

              • @[email protected]
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                25 hours ago

                Well, I just had a look at the ingredients list here in Sweden, we do have sweeteners in ours and while they are not aspartame, the have a similar aftertaste.

          • @orclev
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            16 hours ago

            I never liked the taste of Pepsi, but at this point I’ve just stopped drinking all soda.

  • @[email protected]
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    87 hours ago

    How long until he replaces the Diet Coke button on the Resolute Desk with a sofa fountain machine?

    Go full on fast food with it.