• @[email protected]
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    243 days ago

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Knock knock knock.

    WHO’S THERE?

    Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

  • @shalafi
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    123 days ago

    Owl wants to sleep in the kitchen, bitches when my man’s grubbing lunch.

  • anon6789
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    113 days ago

    No, this is Pine Street. Elm is two blocks over.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    93 days ago

    Hector’s bout to get hecked.

    Reminds me of a time there was a red breasted woodpecker on one of my bird feeders, and a blue jay wanted his turn. So the blue jay hopped up behind the woodpecker and pecked his leg. The woodpecker turned around like “I’ve been waiting all week for someone to say that!” There was gonna be a brrt sound, a distinctive hwuahahaHAha laugh and one newly hollow blue jay.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 days ago

      Lol. The Bluejay probably had it coming well before that, too. Many Bluejays are the complete assholes of the bird world.

  • HubertManne
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    43 days ago

    ok. this does look hilarious. I love that look. Reminds me of zoidberg for some reason.