• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    101 month ago

    You are in the gulag. You get sent to the gas chamber on-site. But a prison riot breaks out just as the toxins are released. But the prison riot is revealed to be a plot of an assassin to get pass the guards and 🔫 you

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      91 month ago

      “If the State kills him I don’t get paid” - Deepweb Assassin Man

  • @JayDee
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    71 month ago

    Die in an uprising*

    Press uses the word riot to communicate that they view the action as stupid and unjustified, and to paint the police as acting in defense of civility.

  • Majorllama
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    51 month ago

    There’s no way to flair ourselves with our political compass results on this site is there.

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      31 month ago

      No, afraid not. Flairs aren’t a feature of Lemmy currently.

      • Majorllama
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        21 month ago

        How unfortunate. Im sure they will figure out how to do that eventually. If they even care about that feature.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          Some clients support custom flairs for users, perhaps there is one that would emulate the functionality for anyone using it. I could also see a custom lemmy ui having the feature the same way

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      61 month ago

      They get grilled, probably

    • @Agent641
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      21 month ago

      Centrists get necklaced