• @Duamerthrax
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    62 hours ago

    Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quitters needed fillings according to him. he suddenly died and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn’t mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn’t mention needing any work done.

    Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.

    • @NarrativeBear
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      250 minutes ago

      Every part, 100% true.

      People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP.

      Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.

    • @FantasmaNaCasca
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      52 hours ago

      She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.

      If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.

      Anyway. One can shit with less.

  • shoulderoforion
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    266 hours ago

    Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going “are you serious right now”

  • @Adulated_Aspersion
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    227 hours ago

    Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to “naturally” meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 hours ago

    He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as:

  • @Mickey7OP
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    579 hours ago

    When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass

    • @Nastybutler
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      12 hours ago

      This happened over 2 years ago. Why else would you post it now other than for dat azz?

    • @Gradually_Adjusting
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      469 hours ago

      God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It’s like pulling… How do you think she gets out of those, anyway

      • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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        139 hours ago

        She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.

  • @Mickey7OP
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    209 hours ago

    I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate