• Majorllama
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    68 hours ago

    We had blackberries in our backyard growing up. Every year we would cut and dig up as much of every plant as we could possibly see and we would scrape the top 6 inches of soil to move it far away.

    We would burn them all before we churned the soil and burned some more.

    We tried every trick and “natural” solution people recommended, but nothing ever stopped them from coming back.

    My super hippy mom got so fed up she bought turbo cancer death chemicals and sprayed them everywhere. The blackberries finally stopped coming back.

    It’s been 15 years and shes still mad that’s how she finally got rid of the blackberries.

  • mosiacmango
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    19 hours ago

    They need them some goats. They will clear out every damn thing.

  • @[email protected]
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    18 hours ago

    My vote is japanese knotweed is going to win, and it will do so with ease in my experience of seeing how difficult it is to get rid of.

    Maybe the previous resident of the house was a scifi writer actually worth their salt and they created the plant royale to observe what that part of the earth would be uniformly covered in after the wild ecosystems are gone.

    What am I kidding scifi writers only care about serious man topics like space war and space politics and the specific kinds of engines on imagined starships…

    looks down at the unfolding mass extinction

    nothing to talk about here but electric sheep…

  • Arghblarg
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    919 hours ago

    Is this Vancouver island? If it is, add english broom, morning glory and kiwi vine :p

    • @Death_Equity
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      217 hours ago

      I was today old when I found out that kiwi grows on a vine.

      • Arghblarg
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        117 hours ago

        Gotta say I love those big Himalayan bkackberries, though… despite the lacerations harvesting them!

  • @[email protected]
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    619 hours ago

    Definitely not the UK because you can’t even legally sell a house with knotweed in the garden!

  • @[email protected]
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    417 hours ago

    We had blackberry vines in the backyard when I was little along a fence bordering with a neighbor (I think they originally started on their side of the fence) and I cried when they cut them down. They were so delicious!

  • @shalafi
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    418 hours ago

    Never understood the problem with English Ivy. It only grows in the shade, you can see the line along my house where the sun never hits.

    Never seen it in the wild, can’t imagine. And if you don’t want it around, rip it up. The root system is extremely shallow, couldn’t be easier to kill.

    Planted bunches of it year before last at camp. It’s all either dead or barely hanging on.

    • @Khanzarate
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      1116 hours ago

      Well if it grows in the shade, then the invasive potential is gonna be in a forest, isn’t it?

      Growing tree to tree, choking out every other plant as it goes

      • @shalafi
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        15 hours ago

        Nope. The sun moves around, sunup to sundown, and changes over the seasons. There is one small spot by my house the sun never hits.

        As I said, I’ve planted it in my own forest, light is killing it. And if you don’t want it around? A light tug will completely uproot it.

  • Track_Shovel
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    418 hours ago

    The mint and blackberries are native, but the rest is invasive. Better add some loostrife, caragana or knapweed for good measure

    • @rockSlayer
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      818 hours ago

      Mint and blackberries are representing the home team. Strong competitors all around