• @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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      I would get off that train before it jumps the tracks onto a rainbow bridge and you end up in Niflheim in the middle of a battle with Ice Giants without even so much as a spear or a parka on you.

      • @[email protected]
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        Counter point Odin would definitely have some of the more bat shit insane designs humanity has come up with since the viking age, like the War Wolf, Ratte, or the ever glorious Bob Semple tank.

      • @ChicoSuave
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        11 month ago

        If you die (in the) fighting, Odin can count on meeting you in Valhalla!

  • @devfuuu
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    361 month ago

    odin go home, you’re drunk again scaring the mortals

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    341 month ago

    If this man approaches you and tells you that you are worthy, you fucking listen to him.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      I laughed out loud in the office, and nobody understood the joke. I need a better employer.

  • fxomt
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    231 month ago

    I too, would love a spear and especially a crow.

    • @Zachariah
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      121 month ago

      Would you give your right eye for ’em?

      • fxomt
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        My guy, I’d give my left testicle just for the crow.

        AND ill throw in my right eye!

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      Spears are cheap. Crows are free (but presumably take a LOT of work).

      Seriously, a spearhead is like 30 bucks.

      • fxomt
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        Spears are cheap. Crows are free (but presumably take a LOT of work)

        anything is free if you are dedicated enough

  • @Zachariah
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    161 month ago

    Was his eye poked out by the spear
    or pecked out by the crow?

    I’m too scared to ask him.

    • Skua
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      211 month ago

      He clearly placed it in Mimisbrunnr

  • cgd
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    21 month ago

    This is AI right? The spear isn’t straight. It curves in with the seat.