• Sundray
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    63 hours ago

    “I don’t say this lightly, but I think your partner is toxic.”

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    125 hours ago

    Fine, she’s radioactive toxic sludge, but at least she’s here with me.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 hours ago

      “She may be a barrel of highly toxic waste, but ohmygod does she know her way around a penis.”

    • merde alors
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      105 hours ago

      there never was a better occasion to write in gender neutral terms

  • Pistcow
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    147 hours ago

    Ok maaaybe nuclear power can be safe but it owned and operated by humans.