Thinking of visting a bank for a quick tour… 🤔

  • @python
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    241 month ago

    ooh good point, let’s convince sovcits that that is an actual legal loophole now

  • @jordanlund
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    81 month ago

    I’d be super careful about invoking that, you might get your citizenship yanked… See Trump’s executive order on birthright citizenship:

    Protecting The Meaning And Value Of American Citizenship

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/protecting-the-meaning-and-value-of-american-citizenship/

    Under his new definition:

    “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

    If you aren’t “subject to the jurisdiction thereof” then you’re not a citizen.

    Oh, man, all those Sovereign Citizens are going to be PISSED!

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOP
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      41 month ago

      Sir/Ma’am/[What do Non-Binary people use in place of Sir/Ma’am?], this is a c/ShittyAskLemmy, its not mean’t to be serious 😅

      Obviously: Don’t try this trick in a garbage landfill (aka: USA)

      • @jordanlund
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        21 month ago

        One of my favorite authors solved the problem this way…

        In his future, there was no Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms. Everyone was just “M. {lastname}”

        Steve Perry is the guys name, and besides all the Star Wars and Aliens books, he has his own sci-fi universe going on. Fun reads.

  • slazer2au
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    51 month ago

    No, they will allocate you one depending how they feel.

  • CaptainBasculin
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    51 month ago

    no, you’ll be considered as random.byte() which will assign you a random one every time you’ll need to use it.

  • @graycube
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    51 month ago

    You won’t have to pay taxes any more.