• @Whelks_chance
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    616 days ago

    Our five year old dog decided to stick her nose in my partner’s mouth while she was asleep last night. Apparently a very confusing way to be woken up.

    • @[email protected]
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      916 days ago

      Did you know the average person eats approximately 850 dogs in their sleep during their lifetime?!

      • mad_asshatter
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        516 days ago

        …and that licking ears reduces cholesterol.

        • @[email protected]
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          316 days ago

          Also this one simple trick the doctors don’t want you to know about will change the way you think about bananas!

  • @[email protected]
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    416 days ago

    Yeah but a cat standing on your neck while you sleep because you slept in and haven’t fed them yet is not one of the best things in the world.