Good news everyone, wars over! (/s)

  • @taiyang
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    106 hours ago

    Did Zelensky promise Trump hotels in Ukraine or something during his meeting a month ago? Like a Mar-a-Lago in Crimea?

    • Drusas
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      31 hour ago

      Probably. And honestly, gross though the idea is, it would have been wise. He has a country to save.

      • @taiyang
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        118 minutes ago

        Turning Crimea into Europe’s Florida would be worth returning it and protecting it. I just wish I was a fly on the wall to see what the heck he did to sway the orange one.

        • Drusas
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          114 minutes ago

          Don’t do that to Crimea. Nobody deserves that.

    • @[email protected]
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      4010 hours ago

      Trump is already looking like the impotent elderly moron and he barely just got back in power.

      Next four years will be a shit show

          • @T00l_shed
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            16 hours ago

            I just think he is too old to govern. (Using the arguments they used against biden)

    • @[email protected]
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      38 hours ago

      Biden did send them a message “Listen jack, you better knock it off!”, but after translating no one was sure who Джек referred to.

      Simple miscommunication

  • @kescusay
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    8 hours ago

    Trump’s plan for the next four years:

    • Send Israel bigger bombs
    • Fuck up the environment
    • Fuck up the economy
    • Fuck up education
    • Fuck up privacy rights
    • Fuck up LGBTQ+ rights
    • Fuck up civil rights
    • Fuck up the proper functioning of government
    • Fuck up the military
    • Fuck up healthcare
    • Fuck up our alliances
    • Crib everything else from Biden or Obama <- We are here
    • @SlopppyEngineer
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      I’m sure he can find ways to make healthcare even worse, sell out the remainder of your privacy to big tech and look for ways to give everybody’s job to AI.

      • @kescusay
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        48 hours ago

        You inspired me. I added a few more entries.

      • @small44
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        39 hours ago

        How hard it is to call out trump zionizm without justifying Biden complicity with the genocide

        • @[email protected]
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          98 hours ago

          Apparently very difficult for some. Especially since they chose to abstain from voting, making everything even worse. But, they will continue to justify their decision by not understanding or acknowledging the chaos to come.

          • @Ensign_Crab
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            -98 hours ago

            Apparently very difficult for some. Especially since they chose to abstain from voting, making everything even worse.

            If they were too insignificant to listen to, they are too insignificant to blame.

            • @[email protected]
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              57 hours ago

              Guess it’s not Trump’s fault because someone thought he was too insignificant to listen to?

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      -28 hours ago

      Crib everything else from Biden or Obama <- We are here

      Here is redundant with some of the other items.

  • @[email protected]
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    399 hours ago

    I thought he was supposed to end the war within 24 hours of him taking office?

    He hasn’t kept his campaign promise!

    • @Valmond
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      199 hours ago

      No, it was 24 hours after being elected.

      It’s so tiresome people even seem to think he even believed it himself, not talking about you ofc go ahead and bash him! But about “journalists” and youtubers etc.

  • @brucethemoose
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    119 hours ago

    Putin must be laughing in his chair. More sanctions?

    • @Valmond
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      59 hours ago

      Well they do work, it just not very fast.

      • @[email protected]
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        56 hours ago

        As we’ve seen, they don’t work at all if countries like India and China are still willing to trade with them via backdoor channels.

  • @[email protected]
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    69 hours ago

    Man he sure sounded confident he could end things “On day one!”…

    Was this really all he had up his sleeve? Pathetic.

  • @DevCat
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    79 hours ago

    Isn’t it cute when your little one puts on his pouty face, stomps his foot, and says, “No more broccoli”?

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      That was literally George Bush Senior.

  • @[email protected]
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    39 hours ago

    Like I get the whole shitting on Trump thing. But it gives me a bit of hope he isn’t just cutting Ukraine off or trying to force them to capitulate.

    Could even argue he might handle this better than Biden…

    Putin must be very weak right now to have his (former?) lapdog potentially turn on him.

      • @jj4211
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        151 minutes ago

        Given the use of the word settle, I am concerned it means Russia can promise to stop with only half of Ukraine and Trump will turn that into a victory and blame Ukraine for being unreasonable…

      • Justin
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        13 hours ago

        dude just multiplied Russia’s WW2 casualties number by 10x lol

        60M?

        Highest figures for Russia+ukraine+others combined is 27M!