• @ThatGuy46475
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    452 days ago

    Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.

    • Chozo
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      242 days ago

      The Surgeon General has just declared that deoxygenated blood is blue inside the body.

      • @doughless
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        82 days ago

        I couldn’t find any news stories to confirm this, but given the current administration’s picks, I still can’t tell if you’re serious.

        • Chozo
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          132 days ago

          LOL, no I was just joking about the absurd state of the world we live in currently. It’s just a joke today, but tomorrow it may be real, at this rate.

          • @[email protected]
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            42 days ago

            It’s likely we’ll all be required to open our veins to ensure only patriotic red blood that embraces conservative values is flowing in our body.

            Our bone marrow can probably keep up with continuously replacing all of our blood, right?

      • Flying Squid
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        One of soooooo many reasons for me to be ashamed to be born a Hoosier.

        (The whole state being run by the Klan for decades might possibly be a bigger one though.)

    • @[email protected]
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      102 days ago

      Those fungi have always made me nervous. Is it really true that at a party they’re always the fun guy?

      • @FilthyShrooms
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        122 days ago

        That’s a very hurtful stereotype, I am actually terrible at parties

  • Flying Squid
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    62 days ago

    I had someone in another thread tell me there is no transgender genocide. I’m guessing they would still agree upon reading this too, unfortunately.

  • @ynazuma
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    01 day ago

    There are two sexes

    You can have as many genders as you want

    No need for an executive order. Waste of time

    • @captainlezbian
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      012 hours ago

      There are like a lot of ways people are intersex and the government being unable to recognize us will cause problems

  • @[email protected]
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    Why do I keep seeing the news say two genders when he said one gender? Did I miss another executive order where he changed it from one to two? I’m so confused