If you blackout from a nap, it takes much longer to become an alcoholic. 🍻
The only reason this isn’t me is because the more I sleep the faster the next work day comes lol
I want to just sleep all the time, but I don’t want to go to work any sooner than I have to.
Back to sleep.
Not eating = save money and lose weight. Depression problems require depression solutions.
Or something.
If I eat I’m gonna be upright for the next 2-3 hours to prevent GERD symptoms which complicates the decision-making process a bit
The sassy/sarcastic part of me wants to say I fucking wish my hair and makeup looked like that after a three hour depressive nap.
The other part of me wants to say please reach out to someone (including to me, random internet person) if you’re feeling this way. You can even use this meme as your first message so whomever it is will know what you’re going through. We’re all a better community than we might think.
I say having just woken from a 90 minute depressive nap where I then reached out to a friend. (I did not, however, have hair that amazing nor makeup that un-smudged.)
Depression problems require depression solutions, keep a box of cheez-its nearby so you can eat your feelings without having to get up.
I usually go eat. I’m not going to just fall asleep quickly. I can never fall back asleep after a nap like that.
It sounds like time to pull out your phone while you think about eating or not.
Or go to work irl, as a field trip, going out is supposed to help alleviate the depresso (and to show those fuckers at the office that I do indeed work there).
