• Lad
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    111 month ago

    …she’s got the floor pressed against her face

  • @CuddlyCassowary
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    41 month ago

    Her neck looks weirdly almost human. Super cute though!

    • @[email protected]
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      31 month ago

      If by human, you mean “that scene from John Carpenter’s The Thing,” then I completely agree with you.

      Spooky scary warning

      • @CuddlyCassowary
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        41 month ago

        Yes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 month ago

          Okay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business.

          You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?

          • @CuddlyCassowary
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            21 month ago

            Thank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.

  • @Aurinia
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    130 days ago

    The professional rubbernoser