• @EbenezerScrew
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      591 month ago

      I think it’s because people can never find their keys.

    • @ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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      411 month ago

      Jesus I thought that was a reindeer stuffed animal they tucked into the sleeping bag to make it look like someone was in there.

      I was way off base.

    • @said@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I presume because of the keys people will think he’s a drunk that passed out instead of a dead guy. Hence they won’t want to be involved.

    • @uservoid1
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      529 days ago

      Maybe other people will take the keys to overtake the dead person apartment, and hide the body so they could keep living there, letting the OP murderers get away with it.

      Am I overthinking the joke?

  • @Sidhean
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    1530 days ago

    I do not at all understand this. Good luck with the murders, though!

  • @Landless2029
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    630 days ago

    I thought they were going to put him in a sleeping bag to mask him as a homeless person to be ignored.

  • @jordanlund
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    51 month ago

    Pretty sure the Waste Management guys will find the body within a week. Two, tops.

    • @donut_shaped_universe
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      51 month ago

      Pretty sure the Waste Management guys will find the body within a week. Two, tops.

      Plot twist: those are the keys of the Waste Management guys - No one’s finding him