Who says such a scenario even bothers with an erection?

I doubt he can get it up anymore.

Looking at you Ark…

So he’d have to overturn the 22nd amendment.

Let’s say he does.

Plot twist: Obama runs against him.

Holy shit I might actually pitch that to the wife!!

Just try not to slip into sneaky Archer. It’s overpowered.

At that point I’d be tempted to put in a urinal instead!

I want to put a half bath in the basement.

The drain in my basement is like 3 ft off the floor…

Yep. Need a poop blender pump thing to resolve the drain issue…

I quit shortly after the PS3…

I’m with you there for games that take 100s of hours.

If it’s sub 20 hrs I’ll install QoL or time saving mods only.

Better to make these mistakes on burgers than ribs or a brisket!

I got a pellet smoker. Did burgers as a test cook.

2 hrs at 180. Started raining. Freaked out. Cranked it to max for a 20min cook.

10 min in I flip them and add bacon to cook.

10 min later I open to add cheese and check temp. Grease fire

Looks like a hobo warm me in the winter barrel fire.

I calmly close the lid to snuff it out. Wait 5 min.

Overcooked burgers and I realise my floor isn’t level so all the grease is pooled on the bottom…

Thankfully the burgers were just dry. Bacon was a loss.

Not saying this is real, but It only takes a small percentage of people in a group to prove a stereotype true.

I started this game and out it down due to life. Need to pick it back up.

Sword fighting was clearly made with a controller joystick in mind. Kinda annoying.

Modified to shoot wooden stakes!

I doubt they travel with a pressure washer…

I just assume Peanut Butter would spread and ruin a drive through car wash, sponges, towels, etc.

Almost a full 720. Impressive!

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The biggest issue I have with Chinese knockoffs is they just copy the real product photos and mail you the shittiest replica.

I really wish there was an easier way to track down the original product to both support the creator and get quality.

I backed the an originalcoffee knock box some 10 years ago and there’s LOADS Of knockoffs now. Mine is a freaking tank and I can tell these knock offs won’t definately won’t last 10 years.

I got completely distracted by the solid cable management as well.

Best to go to a self service car wash and use a water power washer wand.

That part would be kind of satisfying to me.
The drive would suck though.