ASU student group encourages classmates to report illegal immigrants on campus
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The ASU chapter of “College Republicans United” is encouraging students to turn in classmates if they think they are in the country illegally.

I’d be incredibly insulted if I were an ASU student. They think they’re going to encourage people to NARC by showing off this T-shirt. That’s what they think of the capacity of ASU students.

  • Remember_the_tooth
    94·
    3 months ago

    “Hey, babe! New Hitler Youth merch just dropped!”

    “They’re labeling themselves?”

    “Yeah! They got race-supremecy friends and everything!”

    “Let me grab my grampa’s bat. He beat so many Nazis with this…at the game of baseball of course.”

    “Of course.”

    [Beat on the Brat by The Ramones plays in the background]

      • Remember_the_tooth
        13·
        3 months ago

        Hmm? I’m not familiar with that term. He just left me this bat with his friends’ signatures on it, and a few religious symbols. It’s pretty stained, but it’s got a lot of sentimental value. He didn’t say much except that he used it to teach Nazis a lesson by beating them…at the game of baseball. Always that pause near the end as grandma gave him a sharp look. She must have not wanted me to hear about his baseball stories.

        • Chris
          5·
          3 months ago

          It’s what they called one of the characters in “Inglorious Bastards”, who beat a Nazi to death with a baseball bat

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
    25·
    3 months ago

    Inflation’s gotten so bad, nowadays all you get is a T-shirt. Used to be you could get 40 pieces of silver for it.

    • Remember_the_tooth
      2·
      3 months ago

      I reported the bigots, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a better world.

      Sorry to reuse my comment, but it seems to fit here.

      Also, wouldn’t this actually be deflation in the value of silver and / or inflation of the value of labor relative to it?

      • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
        1·
        2 months ago

        Also, wouldn’t this actually be deflation in the value of silver and / or inflation of the value of labor relative to it?

        Shhhhhh!

        Yes. It would be deflation but the joke doesn’t work that way and I figured I could get away with it.

        I chose to tell the joke knowing it contained an error, bringing shame and dishonor upon my family.

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
    21·
    3 months ago

    "We believe it is up to us, the regular American people to pick up the civic duty and try to bring those numbers up,” said Alvarado the Nazi youth. “We don’t believe its adequate what Trump Administration is doing when it comes to deportations.”

    “It’s ok though, they’re not Jewish so it’s fine! We aren’t Nazis! We just want to round up a created enemy and shove them into concentration camps! You’re overreacting!”

    • ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      24·
      3 months ago

      It’s only Nazism if it comes from the Nazi region of Germany in the 1930s. Otherwise it’s just sparkling… no, actually, still Nazism.

  • Nastybutler
    201·
    3 months ago

    Naw, man. You’d get your ass beat wearing something like that

  • Billiam
    13·
    3 months ago

    Who would’ve guessed Republicans would be a bunch of Nazi pick-mes?

    Gotta show their devotion to the cult.

  • NightwingdragonEnglish
    13·
    3 months ago

    When just writing “I am a piece of shit of a human being” on your T-Shirt just isn’t good enough…

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zipEnglish
    4·
    3 months ago

    Both of those shirts would work great on range target.

    Big circle for the chest, small white area near the heart.

    Print some targets with those shirt patterns and take em to a range!

  • halferect
    3·
    2 months ago

    I heard Cody Friedland might be here illegally someone should report him