I’ve been trying to post vampire memes on here just to break up the constant stream of posts about movies. But you’d be surprised at how many vampire-related memes just boil down to “haha, Twilight sucks” so I’ve been avoiding all of those. And that means I don’t have many vampire memes left. So here’s another tired old repost that you’ve all seen before. I’m sorry.
If he’s not literary then why is he sponsored by a different letter every episode? Riddle me that
Classical vampires could be stopped or slowed by throwing salt on the ground as they would have to stop and count the grains. Yeah, old-school vampires had some autistic traits.
Anyway, that’s where The Count comes from.
Ah ah ah!
but only to four
I can only count to FOOOUUURRRRR
Oh come on, you can’t just say that without posting the video! Now I’ve got the song stuck in my head…
I can only count to four