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    • @[email protected]
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      86 hours ago

      I have no sex :(

      Dead relatives must be getting rly thirsty now lol

      • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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        2 hours ago

        I said this several days ago, and I’ll say it again.

        Grandma’s getting her brains fucked out by 13 werewolves and grandpa is making a catgirl harem. Who’s the 14th werewolf? Grandpa. Duh. He’s the alpha wolf.

        Why would they care about your vanilla human-on-human sex?

      • @[email protected]
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        22 hours ago

        It’s heaven man. They are all back at their hottest and have all the time for each other that they need.

  • @DaddleDew
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    77 hours ago

    Joke’s on them. My life would be unbelievably boring to watch