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I empathize most with Gimli because he goes along but complains a lot.
Gimli is the best. When he met the elves of Lórien, not only did he eventually reject his lifelong prejudices, but he asked only a symbol of friendship from Galadriel, simultaneously inflicting upon Fëanor the biggest fucking burn since Eru’s diss track of Melkor.
Me as an adult: wait… so the orcs are born as adults, immediately get set to work like slaves, live miserable lives, then get used as fodder for the war machine? Their average lifespan must be just a handful of years. I think they may be the real victims here.
Legolas only misses once in the movie, while Bilbo objects but 13 strangers still come in.
When does Legolas miss?
I could be mis-remembering but doesnt he miss the orc blowing up helms deep? Like he kills the orc, but not with a headshot
Iirc he hit that Uruk 2-3 times in the chest, probably the heart. That motherfucker just kept going and yeeted himself into the grate when his body was giving out.
Cocaine is a helluva drug:
