Speed running the nazi playbook.

Sometimes I can’t believe how domesticated USians are.

  • socsa
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    14 hours ago

    Good guy Trump just wants to rebalance the Senate in favor of Democrats

  • pachrist
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    far better military protection

    From whom? Polar bears? Santa Claus?

    • @surph_ninja
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      Yeah fuck Trump, but also please take a geography lesson.

    • db0OPM
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      Emus naturally. They already won the war against Australia

    • @[email protected]
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      “Nice country you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it” -Trump probably

  • Phoenixz
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    Just claim random insane bullshit that be easily disproven by a 5 year old, and don’t worry about it because the conspiracy theory and maga idiots will eat it up. You’re always right, remember?

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    You have infinite Energy? enough wood?

    Pay your workers! let people have houses!

    let them take breaks, give them affordances!

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        112 hours ago

        Have you seen Trudeau claiming Canada has unlimited energy?

        • @[email protected]
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          Him specifically? no. but Canada is the fourth largest producer of crude oil, and fifth largest producer of natural gas. Functionally they do have unlimited energy

  • @[email protected]
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    420 hours ago

    How stupid can one single person be? And he is considered a valid person to be a president?

  • @[email protected]
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    I think the orange Cheerios still does not understand tariffs. Right now Canada isn’t paying any tariffs on imports, the people in the US n the other hand are paying tariffs on Mexican, Canadian, Colombian, Chinese … products.

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      More like he knows his base doesn’t understand tariffs, and when they make things worse they’ll believe it when he blames somebody else

  • @JeremyHuntQW12
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    If you have unlimited oil (?) why are you getting so salty about having to buy it from Canada ?

  • SharkEatingBreakfast
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    …is this a real thing…? Was this actually officially posted…?

    I genuinely can’t tell anymore.

    Everything hurts.

  • @[email protected]
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    252 days ago

    Is Canada supposed to be afraid of a country that couldn’t defeat Vietnamese rice farmers and Afghan goatherders?

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, the US military absolutely can and will roflstomp traditional governments and heirarchies. Both the Taliban (2001) Saddam’s gov’t were steamrolled. The followup of holding territory and “winning hearts and minds” is where they fall on their face.

      And this threat really seems to be for the Canadian government and ‘elite’ rather than the people.

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        Yep. The US sure starts with a great big hard-on. But always always gets limp and cannot finish.

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      I think this is less a question of Canada being afraid of America and more a question of the US/Canadian working class being terrified of a bunch of hotheads feeding the rest of us into a military meatgrinder to assuage their bloated egos.

      To paraphrase the legendary boxer Mohammad Ali when he refused enlistment to the Vietnam War, “I Ain’t Got No Quarrel With Them Canadian Mounted Police”.

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    FYI he is probably using the word subsidy when he really means the phrase ‘trade deficit’ which is less than $100b actually.

    But he’s an idiot buffoon with no business leading out on the economics of a small village not to mention the largest economy in the world.

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    Only after the last tree has been cut down
    Only after the last river has been poisoned
    Only after the last fish has been caught
    Then will you find that money cannot be eaten.

  • @Agent641
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    Bold words coming from the prime minister of New South Saskatchewan

    • @Maggoty
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      I would love it. Don’t let us vote though, just bring us that healthcare and stuff.

    • @Frozengyro
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      Not to mention they actually pay the same amount in taxes. At least until higher incomes.