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I bought my ticket out of America the day after the election and have established a new life in a country thousands of miles away. I started my new job on Monday. In the elevator, Trump news is on display all day every day.

What’s the alternative?

Everyone breaks out their fiddles?

To trump:

Over the centuries, fart has not been without linguistic rivals. Since the early fifteenth century, for example, trump has served as a synonym for fart, or rather to denote an especially noisy fart.

(A Dictionary of Culinary Curiosities) by Mark Morton

Trump:

Verb. To break wind from the anus, to 'fart'. E.g."There's a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?"
Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a 'fart'.