• teft
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        Like some sort of Christian Infinity Stones made of holy baby dick skin?

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          Exactly like that, if the Infinity Stones gave the owner +1 piety per day that he could either use to ask the Pope for money or start his own religion with incest and sacred nudity.

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    Its authenticity was later considered to be confirmed by a vision of Saint Bridget of Sweden, who confirmed that it was somewhere in Rome.

    That’s good enough for me.

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      Nonsense the prepuce ascend with Christ and became the rings of Saturn…

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        I thought you made that up, but then I read the Wikipedia article.

        That’s some seriously stretchy foreskin.