The bowl nightlight on my new bidet was a head scratcher for a couple weeks until my brother came over and knew immediately what that’s for. Peeing at 3am without sitting down.

Tap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.

This is why you don’t piss in the dark. You piss in the soft glow of your phone screen.