Fun fact, fruit fly sperm is several cm in length when uncoiled.
Bukakke Pit Fighting.
There.
Now you have to think of that, too…
… two Bukakemon trainers spend weeks eating a special diet from their region imbuing their Bukakemon with innate attributes that help them in battle.
Trainers store their Bukakemon in their balls, ofc.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Ok, switching to my horny account to post this (for hopefully obvious reasons):
I’m really into excessive cum. Samething about being able to fill a quart jug or more gets me going.
But for SOME GODDAMN REASON others who are into that shit also post this shit unironically as if it’s the same fetish. Like what the fuck. I just have to scroll really fast and hope I don’t lose all my arousal. FUCK
*cups balls* “can you feel it kicking?”
…ya all talk about this from boy side, now think about girl side. Feeling it floppin all over inside.
You joke but now I’m designing an autonomous miniature dildo inspired by a fish and powered by AI.
uwu
So after vasectomy it would burst out of your balls like a xenomorph?
Eraserhead (1977)
Enough internet
moar
The alternative is probably not much better:
Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏
True. Each comic is like a box of very weird choclates.
ಠ_ಠ
Audible plop as it comes out.
Having that thing come out would be horrifying, but so would be taking it in. That’s some alien shit right there.
start farming them, infinite food source
Hey! Look at this comment! It didn’t fucking need to exist. At all. Ever. What the fuck.
IDK why you don’t like this thought cuz your mom swallows real good
This implies mass produced babies
Nah, just some classic man milking.
Thank you! I didn’t want to have to dig up the episode by hand. The YT short missed the excellent stinger that seals this joke.
First of all: compare with friends.
Rubalino!
It feels good
Remember, if you masturbate you are murdering billions of innocent sperm. You’re literally Charles Manson if you do this.
