• @Bytemeister
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    51 hour ago

    Paper straws are terrible. I feel like there should be more pressing things for the president to deal with than banning them though…

  • katy ✨
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    31 hour ago

    It’s a sign of how weak and neutered he is that all he can do is nonsense executive orders that have no enforceability

  • @KnitWit
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    76 hours ago

    For years my reaction to this has always been the same. Who uses straws?

    • @[email protected]
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      44 hours ago

      i use them pretty much exclusively but i have a collection of glass ones i reuse. i have a weird thing about drinking from an open cup so i always have a lid/straw.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 hour ago

        I have collapsible metal ones… I bet yours clog way less when you’re drinking a thick smoothie, mine can be terrible. Are yours dishwasher safe?

  • @Nog00d
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    7910 hours ago

    That will surely bring down the price of eggs.

  • Blass Rose
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    97 hours ago

    Listen, I’m totally down for bioplastic straws. They’ve got a different texture and are far more brittle, but still compostable and lasts more than long enough for me to enjoy my drink.

    I don’t get why customers at my work hate them so much. To the point some will bring their own straws if we don’t have the regular plastic milkshake straws. It’s weird…

    • @surewhynotlem
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      86 hours ago

      Compostable garbage is still garbage. In a landfill it doesn’t decompose properly and causes methane, which is worse than CO2.

      Point is, the whole thing is stupid unless we do proper composting. So I kinda get byo-straws.

      • @Frozengyro
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        24 hours ago

        What about a noodle shaped into a straw? Even if you toss it out the window at least it’s biodegradable.

        • @[email protected]
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          23 hours ago

          Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

        • @surewhynotlem
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          13 hours ago

          As long as it goes out the window and not into a landfill, that’s good

      • @straightjorkin
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        24 hours ago

        You heard it here, throw your biostraws into a ditch!

        • @surewhynotlem
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          13 hours ago

          Yes!

          Except most of those are only compostable in industrial compost settings. Side of the road isn’t hot enough.

  • kbal
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    239 hours ago

    Wimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 hour ago

      Ha! Real men use metal straws.

      Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!

    • @Tikiporch
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      23 hours ago

      Agave fiber straws. Literally just like a plastic straw, no PFAs but I’m sure there some reason I’m not supposed to use them.

    • @[email protected]
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      44 hours ago

      I’ve never understood why we need straws. I get it for a milkshake but I don’t understand why a restaurant gives me a glass with a straw in it. Do people use straws at home?

      • @[email protected]
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        11 hour ago

        I’d much prefer to drink acidic or staining things through a straw. Orange juice, iced coffee drinks, soft drinks. The less those things pass over my enamel the better.

      • @[email protected]
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        4 hours ago

        There’s a few things, like you said some things truly do require a straw like a milkshake, or slushies, tbf they are “fun” even if that’s not a great reason, but I think the real reason people got hooked on them is drive throughs, they are undoubtedly much easier when you are driving.

    • @[email protected]
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      149 hours ago

      Part of me finds it sad that the “green” option is not only shit but actually worse.

      The other part of me is laughing because that’s the best snacking my doomer-ism has had for a while.

    • @CMDR_Horn
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      39 hours ago

      I think a much more helpful replacement would be replacing the plastic tops with recycled paper tops.

  • @[email protected]
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    3610 hours ago

    If I’m not mistaken he already started a fight against windmills. Paper straws must be an ally of that great enemy.

  • @TokenBoomer
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    2710 hours ago

    He can’t even drink water with one hand, my money’s on the straws.

    • @Jimmycakes
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      29 hours ago

      I mean… It kind of is. I’m pretty happy. I’m the dystopia we live in got take the small wins

  • @kikutwo
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    29 hours ago

    Doesn’t Don Jr. use rolled up hundreds?