Sherlock never stood a chance

I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I’m trying to be empathetic towards what that must be like for him, but…

Shoving her hand into bougainvillea like that…

I must first know his position on pineapple

GenX be like, “…aside from your mother”

Preciprocal

Don’t forget Western Asia Pacific!

That will surely bring down the price of eggs.

It sure seems like these “officials” are actively making decisions to get people killed by easily-preventable diseases.

Trollies trollies everywhere

She’s a smoke show. Even today - check out Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix.

Good otter

Seriously, do not do this. People die every year from stupid shit like this. And then your family’s last memory of you is your naked, lifeless body with a fucking belt around your neck.

Find some other way to get your rocks off.

TIL I don’t care what the readers of the Denver Post think. Also, that paper is owned by a private investment firm in New York City, so it’s entirely plausible that they’ve cherry-picked these comments to support their overlords’ financial / political interests.

Man… anthropologists are gonna be pondering this one for millennia

Aggrieved subscriber? (Has anyone else noticed that health insurance companies don’t call us their customers?)

Mr. Do, a Republican

It’s almost like one could have guessed.

Headline ought to be, Shockingly Few Older Americans Care About Climate Change

This one sounds kinda good:

• One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
• The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
• One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
• The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the another is to forgo your own.
• Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
• People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
• Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion , wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

One wonders if some states are more affected than others