A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”

The vedor responds, “We have grilled eel on a stick, and we also have beef offal.”

The guy, trying to be clever, asks, “so, got any grapes?”

“Come on bro”, the vendor responds unimpressed. “Beef or eel.”

    • @FanciestPantsOP
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      34 hours ago

      I didn’t know if it would be too “on-line”. The “got any grapes” line is from a popular kid’s song about an annoying duck, and the pun, “Beef or eel” is a take on the shorthand, “Be for real” to express that someone should be more serious