Don’t duck with me, duck after me

Untitled Goose Game: Goose holding knife. “Peace was never an option”

My phone autocorrects normal words to curse words.

Tip: if you disable the swear word filter in your phone’s keyboard app this won’t happen

Worse when I mean to type ‘duck’ in a family chat and it autocorrect to ‘fuck’.

My phone auto corrects “kill” i was quoting a movie and it was correcting me. Same with “nazi” or “suicide”. Who is this helping? What is being gained by auto correcting those words?

One of my proudest moments was when i got my phone to start autoreccomeding fuck and motherfucker a few years ago

My phone autocorrects “shit” to “this” most annoying shit possible lmao

“The next fool that opens their mouth gets the butter knife!”

This really quacked me up.