Don’t look up the events of Nutty Putty cave incident
OK. Won’t do.
But you should look up the great hobo vehicular manslaughter masacre incident of 1988.
25 hobos, all sleeping on one public bunch. And then?
Well, lets just say Ohio is one of the states that have drive through alcohol shops. Which I always grew up thinking was just how it was. You pull up, tell the speaker what you want, and then buy your booze.
Turns out other places don’t have this.
Down in Ohio
There’s a lot of things places in America has that no one else does.
Oh, no, I meant even Florida doesn’t have this. The other 49 states, DC, and Puerto Rico all hear about drive-thru booze shops and their reaction is all “what the fuck, Ohio? Seriously!”
Only state that shares a border with CANADA, and has an abundance of confederate flags. Ohio outside if Cleveland, Columbus and Cinncinati is a real shitshow. Even Cincinnati is weird…they have this stuff they call chilli.
It’s not chilli. It’s an abomination. Both to your intestines, and the concept of food.
Louisiana has drive thru daiquiris, they just keep the paper on the straw to keep it sealed.
Georgia has drive-thru liquor stores.
In Montana it’s legal to drink and drive if you’re not drunk.
I have seen one in Rhode Island, though it was a while ago
Or do look them up, so you learn to let Mother Nature keep her secrets
