• @garbagebagel
    20•1 day ago

    I wonder if me accidentally kicking over a table full of mirrors in 7th grade caused this timeline to go the way it has

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedEnglish
      2•14 hours ago

      Someone in 1 BCE broke 290 mirrors, thats why Jesus got crucified and the timeline has been fucked up ever since.

      Don’t worry, we have a few years of the back luck left, until the punishment ordained by the mirror gods is finished and we get trapped in the mirror realm, forever

  • @Valmond
    9•1 day ago

    Well there is the abortion option, it’s hard to mend a mirror!