• @Kyrgizion
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    1815 hours ago

    That’s when someone talks over me and changes the subject, guaranteed.

  • @[email protected]
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    1716 hours ago

    This is where I would blurt out the obscure fact and then realize I heard them wrong

    “Did you know that figs are pollinated only when a certain species of wasp dies inside of it?”

    “Wtf are you talking about? I said TIG! I’m certified in TIG welding!”

    • @Eheran
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      414 hours ago

      TIG? Holy cow yes please, let’s stack some dimes!

    • @[email protected]
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      1416 hours ago

      And now the moment has passed and it would be too awkward to bring it up again! 😭

      Or would it…? 😏 *proceeds to embarrass oneself"

      • @[email protected]
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        513 hours ago

        Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Indianapolis, Indiana, and Columbus is the capital of Ohio. There’s Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana, then there’s Denver, Colorado under Boise, Idaho!

        (I could keep going, but I won’t)

      • @[email protected]
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        714 hours ago

        Surprised the hell out of my history teacher when I had the answer for what number President Warren Harding was. Took me a minute and a half to get to that point of the song though lol