• @[email protected]
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    98 hours ago

    Struggling with a tough foe? Remember, just keep your Health above 0 while lowering your enemy’s Health to 0. Works every time!

    - World of Warcraft loading screen

  • @stupidcasey
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    10 hours ago

    Dying a lot? Try taking less damage.

    If you see an enemy you know it’s time for a fight.

    Health potions heal you.

    Your shield can shield you from damage.

    Look mother fucker, you keep dying and I don’t think I can dumb it down any more, have you tried Candy Land?

    • @[email protected]
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      27 hours ago

      Hey candy land is difficult. I mean how can you play after you eat all the candies? Plus hospital tables aren’t ever big enough for the board!

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    Remember: Fragnicorps are like Jelkinodes that can be traded with. You will never meet any.