I tried reading this but ended up getting knifed.

Am I doing it right?

I thought the book was just getting cartoonishly mad at him for a petty disagreement bc it was drunk, then I realized saying a movie is better than a book to a sentient book is probably akin to a racial slur for them and the whole comic made a lot more sense

Oh thank god, was worried I had a problem with my reading time cause of all the blood.

I’m surprised to see literature has hemoglobin

Bourne Identity movie was also better than the book.