• @[email protected]
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    2417 hours ago

    The “gift” of life is sort of like if someone decided to give you a “gift” of bedbugs.

  • IninewCrow
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    1617 hours ago

    *nearly a century of life

    [holy fine print: “nearly century of life” is defined as a length of time anywhere between 1 second to 100 years. Every life is randomly determined to sit between these parameters.]

    • @ByteJunk
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      614 hours ago

      Some cases go out of bounds though, this is just asking for the universe to segfault…

  • @[email protected]
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    416 hours ago

    if I had the time, money, energy, health and wouldn’t be living in a shithole surrounded by people I have nothing in common with, I would do literally anthing else other than spending time online.

    but that’s life, I guess