• Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    150 minutes ago

    Let’s remove your bodies agency by removing your head. You clearly aren’t using it for anything important El*n.

  • @beansbeansbeans
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    318 hours ago

    I call that we delete Doge and launch Melon into space in one of his electric death traps.

    • @[email protected]
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      148 hours ago

      Seam cheaper to lock him in a room with out internet access and throw away the key, space launches are expensive and uses a lot of natural resources, a lockable room can be reused once it is no longer occupied.

      • @Rakonat
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        85 hours ago

        He’s an illegal immigrant, there would be no better irony and justice to confiscate all his assets and deport his ass to Bloemfontein, South Africa so their judicial system can deal with him.

      • @[email protected]
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        6 hours ago

        I mean, he built all of those rockets. We could just point one at Mars, strap him into it, and call it good.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 hours ago

    This guy really needs a little weed to chill the fuck out and stop the evil henchman act already…