• lemmyng
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    82 days ago

    Gimli should be playing guitar, then it could have been kept as “And my axe!”

  • @[email protected]
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    2 days ago

    brass instruments are perfect for dwarves, i can especially imagine a slightly drunk team of them crewing a truly gargantuan sub-sub-sub-subcontrabass tuba built into the wall.

    just for the love of god don’t let them invent jazz, but given the saxophone it may be too late…

  • OpenStars
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    52 days ago

    It would be funny if Gimli’s said Sax but then actually had a picture of bagpipes.:-) Or maybe not but that’s where my mind went, and now you all have to suffer that thought as well.

  • @WagnasT
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    22 days ago

    One does not simply walk into more gigs. Its black gates are guarded by more than just scalpers. There are fees there that do not refund. The great eye of ticketmaster is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with ads, apps, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

  • threelonmusketeers
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    12 days ago

    Legolas needs to fix his bow hold. His pinky is completely straight, when it should be curved.

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