careful, Icarus, you’re dangerously close to unraveling the closeted circles of Republican voters. It starts as a coy game of lions and lambs, ends with brokeback mountaineering
I wish I could quit you.
First rule of the Fight Club app, dude.
…and if it’s your first day, you have to fight.
How about tinder but it’s for doing odd jobs for each other. You post the job you need doing and if both people swipe correctly you both have to do each other’s chore or odd job. Maybe it’s moving a couch or mowing a lawn. It’s a tit for tat, eye for an eye, or take a penny leave a penny type of system.
I think you just reinvented having a local community. We need that.
These can be fights where you win by grinding each other down. So could call it Grindr!
Someone’s gotta come out on top and someone’s gonna end up on the bottom. Maybe sometimes you switch, first he’s on top, now the other guy, just depending on how close it is. If it’s really close, they can be going at it, rolling around in a sweaty struggle for sometimes an hour or more.
“Fight” 😉
Unironically a good solution for modern day pent up aggression and lonely male syndrome.
Try boxing
“We should normalize beating up strangers to cope with our fucked society” doesn’t sound appealing to me
I think the app would need a celebrity spokesman to win over skeptics like you.
How does Brad Pitt sound?
Why do you think sports where invented?
I mean it’s pretty much youtuber boxing, only a matter of time until regular people do it
Brawler: find fights, foes…
Brawlr
Yep, first thing I thought of.
Why would I want to get my ass kicked? I pass.
