“…in conformity with the Sector Code 436, The Unity Xel654qy declares exclusive rights over the newly found system Sol6543 and its organic resources.”

  • BigFig
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    296 days ago

    People of Earth, your attention, please. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition

    • @Dasus
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      35 days ago

      There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams

  • @Windex007
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    156 days ago

    “THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”

  • @cowfodder
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    5 days ago

    The researcher replied simply with “its”.

  • @[email protected]
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    56 days ago

    if there is some very advanced alien civilization who finds us out there, that’s a very realistic scenario.

    in the dark forrest, we are a little mouse at best.

  • @borokov
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    25 days ago

    “Stop emitting. They will hear you”

  • @Grimy
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    15 days ago

    “The board, taking into account the risk of colony collapse, has decided to start the full harvest and exploitation of the ressource immediately.”