Calling it ASMR was not on my fascists dehumanizing minorities bingo card.

From the official White House account is particularly perverse. There’s not even a pretense towards dignity or professionalism of the office. It’s like since they know everyone sees them personally as a joke, they see their role the same way.

This is wank material for every bearded vet who spent a decade toiling in the desert. This jiggles the Jimmies of every bloated lactose intolerant late night ice cream thief who’s superpower is parroting faux spews. This hakuna’s the tatas of every bleached up wine enthusiast who, “doesn’t wanna sound bougie…but…”.