I worked hard at imitating the Leonard Nimoy Spock’s raised eyebrow for quite a while. I don’t regret the time spent practicing that in front of a mirror. I never mastered a fully raised eyebrow, but I can do a slight eyebrow raise.

Whenever someone is being greedy or acting a fool, I say, “hoo-man,” in a bad Ferengi accent.

Jean-Luc Picard’s “make it so” is a go to phrase for me.

My first sip of coffee for the day is always my Janeway moment.

When someone says something far fetched, I say “really.” I think I’m channeling Benjamin Sisko. No one else sees it that way.

I say “p’takh” a bit too often. Not to anyone who understands Klingon. Not yet, anyway.

Any Star Trek mannerism or phrase you’ve incorporated into your life?

    • ren (a they/them)
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      i’m reading a murder mystery series of books from Louise Penny called the Inspector Gamache series. Here’s a related quote:

      “There are four things that lead to wisdom. You ready for them?’ Gamache held up his hand as a fist and raised a finger with each point. "I don’t know. I need help. I’m sorry. I was wrong’.”

    • Haus
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      Quick, boys - blast “Anything Goes” into it!

  • the_itsb (she/her)
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    321 year ago

    When we’re gaming together but he gets distracted by his phone, I’ll call my husband back to the game with, “Play dom-jot, hew-mon!” but I never stab him if he’s cheating.

  • @SeedOnTheWind
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    I say “Fascinating.” a bit too often.

    A fair bit of “Oh my!” al a Sulu too

    Besides that, “shut up Wesley” is a common retort in our house hold.

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      61 year ago

      Oh my gosh, yes. “Oh my” is great. I’m laughing at the thought of using “fascinating” as shorthand for, “Whatever, I long since stop listening, but I’m too polite to ask you to stop talking.”

    • @atri
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      41 year ago

      Captains log stardate 2023.8

      I hate Wesley Crusher.

      I impersonate Picard and trash talk Wesley all the time to my wife.

  • @BowtiesAreCool
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    Anytime in online discourse whenever I see some Incel refer to “females” I always ready it in the ferengi voice. Quite appropriate too

    • @Moc
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      Going to start doing this, thanks

  • ren (a they/them)
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    201 year ago

    “IT’S A GOOD DAY TO DIE!”

    I deal with anxiety. One of the best ways to manage and even help make it better is to embrace the anxious situation head on and dive in, welcome the challenge. No one does that better than Klingons.

    • teft
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      151 year ago

      Once you have their money, you never give it back.

        • @samus12345
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          11 year ago

          Do you think they’ll be able to save us from corporations owning the internet?

          • The dogspaw
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            11 year ago

            Corporations built the internet I don’t see how you get rid of them but maybe we can build a network beside it that people willing to learn can use

            • @MajorHavoc
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              11 year ago

              Narrator: They did not.

              (Corporations made the Internet popular. They had very little do do with building it.)

  • @[email protected]
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    201 year ago

    I work for an MSP and I often multiply my time estimates by a factor of four… Does that count?

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        Industrial maintenance here, I try and give only Starfleet Estimates when management sniffs around for their broken-ass machines back.

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    Anytime I see or hear the word “females” when speaking about a woman, I can’t help but say - feeee-malesss - in a hissing and lecherous voice.

    Also I like this Patak brand of curry, and I think “p’takh” every time I open the jar.

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      I also do the hissy “feeeeeeeeeemales” one. People who casually call women “females” are most probably Ferengi.

        • @samus12345
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          41 year ago

          And that they’re so bad at acquiring profit.

  • @EvilEyedPanda
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    171 year ago

    It is completely possible to do everything right and still fail, its not weakness, it’s life.

  • @ewe
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    131 year ago

    I have said “belay that order” to my google assistant so many times and they still haven’t figured it out.

  • @DAVENP0RT
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    Sometimes, my wife and I will make a comment to each other that makes perfect sense between the two of us, but to outside observers sounds like absolute gibberish. When one of us realizes this, we’ll follow it up with, “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.” Then folks get really confused.