Fuck positivity! This fucking sucks! Everything hurts and life is happening without you!

In the worda of the great Cave Johnson:

When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

So, what houses do you want to burn down with some lemons?

  • @PugJesus
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    103 days ago

    Wish I could summon up the anger anymore. Used to summon up that anger against my chronic illnesses on long walks. Put the impetus of my temper into my footsteps.

    Can’t take those walks anymore, not without adding more suffering to my life that I don’t need. Fuck this leg.

  • Binette
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    63 days ago

    I wish cronic lower body pain to everyone who told me it wasn’t a big deal