• @Seleni
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    72 days ago

    Oh noes, down a whole 1.7%! Such a deep and shocking plunge!

    Wonder what wording they’ll use when the stock market actually plunges, lol

    • @Fetus
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      41 day ago

      Wonder what wording they’ll use when the stock market actually plunges, lol

      “There’s been a slight pull-back, not outside of trend, nothing to worry about…”

    • @shalafi
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      21 day ago

      Yet 90.5% of the idiots who saw this post upvoted it.