3/4 cover

Gnome, his eyes red

A foolish feeling of safeness within my bunker.

or

I flee from the knives only to get caught in the heat.

He protec

He atac

But mostly, he guards the snac

Roil for initiative.

POV: It’s 2007 and you just signed up for Netflix, streaming is so simple and easy

Harold the Soup Stealing Gnome has stolen all your soup, rendering your short rest half as effective.

He’s got a pot problem, gnome sayin’?

Gnome got into my pot again

Get him to the rocket

Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

No matter how much he pointed to his white beard as proof, the witch didn’t believe Grumbles when he insisted he wasn’t a child and wouldn’t taste good in a nice meat pie.

Let him cook

Oh gnome…

Finally, the witch-gnome war has come to it’s inevitable conclusion.