• I Cast Fist
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    134 hours ago

    Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:

  • Muad'dib
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    54 hours ago

    Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It’s boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of

  • @Hellsfire29
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    105 hours ago

    Still a hell of a lot better than that beiber swoosh hairstyle.

  • @DogWater
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    7 hours ago

    That’s a fucking normal ass haircut wtf

    • @TrojanRoomCoffeePot
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      54 hours ago

      Nah, not even. That’s a Flick, the minimal-effort 90’s-00’s version of the Greaser’s pompadour.

      • Lenny
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        44 hours ago

        The guy from the UK Inbetweeners has the haircut.

        • @[email protected]
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          23 hours ago

          I’m bad at faces, but he reminds me of a combination of Mike Birbiglia, Seann William Scott, and Anders Holm. (I had to look up two of those names.)

      • @[email protected]
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        46 hours ago

        I’ve seen that format and keep wondering who that guy is. But I lack terms to look it up and then I forget.

        Who’s that?

        • @[email protected]
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          45 hours ago

          The other commenter in this thread theoretically answered your question. I’m not familiar with the character, so while they’re probably correct, I can’t make any observations on it. I only know him as the “You guys are getting X?” meme guy.

          I think your original question suggests you are familiar with the meme, but just in case I misinterpreted, here’s a random example.

          Insufficient sleep meme demonstrating you guys are getting X guy

        • @porotoman99
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          25 hours ago

          Will Poulter in the movie “We’re the Millers”.

        • @[email protected]
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          It seems a bit much to me, as well as a bit dated, but not unusual, interesting, or offensive enough that I would look twice if I saw it in person. I agree, it’s not atrocious.

  • @TankovayaDiviziya
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    24 hours ago

    The broccoli hair of Gen Z and alpha is a revival of the '80s broccoli hair. Ultimately, we are mocking the boomers and Gen X.

  • @Droggelbecher
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    66 hours ago

    When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool
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    249 hours ago

    What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.

    When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice

  • @[email protected]
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    56 hours ago

    I already posted but since I had to Google what a broccoli cut is, I felt the need to link something for old people like myself.

    That said, these all look the same to me. It’s 35 pics of the same thing. It needs an extended Office Pam meme that spans pages. More fascinating, the article stated this hair involves actual perms. Perms. The 80s are back.

  • @Jumpingspiderman
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    25 hours ago

    When was this guy a kid? I’m in my 70’s and only a few jocks ever wore anything like that.

  • Krik
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    179 hours ago
    The Suebian knot, a common hair style 2000 years ago. I'll take the broccoli over that.

    But I'll like the viking hair styles more.

    But I’m just a lazy fuck with a common ponytail because I don’t want to visit a hairdresser every few months.

  • @Raiderkev
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    25 hours ago

    I used to get annoyed at the people cutting my hair when I’d ask for a crew cut, and they’d style it like this. It was everywhere in the late 90’s / early 00s, and I was never a fan.