Wow, collective bachelor technology continues to innovate.

any attempt to ruin ideals set by Kelloggs is a win in my book

Pack it up, y’all. This one just won depression.

It’s a clear telltale sign that reddit has broken my brain when the first thing I thought when seeing this was almost a pavlovian “we want plates”.

A few weeks ago I got a free box of Mouth Off cereal (and with the first bowl remembered that I don’t like fruit flavored cereal in general), but there’s a line on the back of the box that seems relevant - “I don’t mind cereal in bed… but I prefer it in a bowl”.

Breakfast on bed

What the fuck

Woke strawberry

geht out

I knew a chick with deep back dimples. When I was a younger man I wanted to do the same thing with those dimples. Cheers.