• @HughJorgens
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    214 hours ago

    But we can still bring drugs and guns right? Phew, thank God. /s

  • DacoTaco
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    151 day ago

    Hehehehehe.

    I once printed this one at an old job and put the actual days there for 2 million years ( give or take, 365*2mil ) and put it on the board that had employee information on it ( reports of the committee, event news, job listings etc ) and by the next day a lot of people wrote on it that they were very confused and didnt get it.

    … I laughed my arse off with the thought of all the confused faces haha.

    This was in an elderly home btw haha

      • DacoTaco
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        114 hours ago

        Possible ye, the 65m sounds familiar, but they wouldnt have known the difference haha

    • @[email protected]
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      81 day ago

      Pete was an asshole. Every day he’d walk up to the cage, shake his butt and tauntingly sing “you can’t have this, you can’t have this!”

      So one day we left the cage unlocked to teach him a lesson

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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      421 hours ago

      listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor