@Mickey7 to Lemmy Shitpost • 6 days agoYou have your dog, I have my Gatorimagemessage-square6arrow-up1161arrow-down13starcopymore-verticalflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•6 days agoThe gator will surely “remove” the cause of the depression, eh? arrow-up121arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink19•6 days agoThe human, who evolved empathy: I love you. The alligator, who evolved a bite force of 2,000psi: food. arrow-up119arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareSam, The ManlinkfedilinkEnglish17•6 days agoWally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him. He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality. arrow-up117arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca linkfedilinkEnglish8•6 days agoThose upset citizens should release themselves over the side of a tall bridge arrow-up18arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•edit-26 days ago You have your dog, I have my Gator Weezer: arrow-up17arrow-down11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 days agoWith our powers combined… arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
The gator will surely “remove” the cause of the depression, eh?
The human, who evolved empathy: I love you.
The alligator, who evolved a bite force of 2,000psi: food.
Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.
He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.
Those upset citizens should release themselves over the side of a tall bridge
Weezer:
With our powers combined…