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The gator will surely “remove” the cause of the depression, eh?
The human, who evolved empathy: I love you.
The alligator, who evolved a bite force of 2,000psi: food.
Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.
He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.
Those upset citizens should release themselves over the side of a tall bridge
You have your dog, I have my Gator
Weezer:
With our powers combined…