Welcome to the world of the plastic
beachcouch“Honey, are you alright? Please take a seat on the Sofarambe”
This was my first real out-loud laugh of the day. I don’t like it, but I found it funny. Cheers.
I genuinely fail to see how anyone could be upset about this. Who wouldn’t want that couch?
Babe babe babe the new Harambed just came in
It would be fit in the Addams family house.
Don’t know why my mind immediately went here but it looks big enough to have sex on
Settle down JD.
“Listen, if I wanna do a crossover between couch fucking and bestiality, I’m gonna do it. Come here, King Kong. JD is home.”
For a second I thought I’d missed that story arc in Scrubs, but then I remembered which timeline we’re in.
“Sorry babe, we’re only doing it on the gorilla from now on.”
All those “dicks out for Harambe” kids are now adults with established careers and disposable income.
Can’t do it without my buddy
*with
I’m impressed
The gorilla-spreading is real.
Gorillas actually have tiny balls, and therefore have no biological reason to manspread.
They do it cause they’re dicks
I’m just gonna stand over here… away from the gorilla you just said has tiny balls…
Apparently gorillas are quite gentle.
Still probably best not to risk it.
i’d try to put some furby mouth and eye motors in it and shove an Alexa/Siri in it’s head.
Gorilla gorilla
